My family tree, it seems, is quite a mess,
John’s Y DNA did not match Mackness,
John instead matches up to an Ibling,
But then the Ibling did not match his sibling,
Instead the Ibling matched up to a Rolland,
But Rolland wasn’t from here, but from Poland.
The only thing in common I can remember
Is that all of them were born in September.
Good Heavens, I might have figured this out,
There’s one magical man, roly-poly and stout,
That visits worldwide just once a year,
In just one night, bringing gifts and good cheer.
Cookies and milk are left for his snack,
With a wink, he finds gifts for good kids in his pack,
But maybe he had something extra special in stow
For a few grateful Moms under the mistletoe?
My gosh, I think there’s even a song,
About kids seeing Santa kissing on Mom.
All this time, I thought sure it was Dad,
And Dad surely is going to be mad.
Do you think it’s possible that all these odd matches at play
Could be related to the man with the reindeer and the sleigh?
He’s been around forever it seems,
But not in even my wildest dreams,
Does it seem possible that the man with the twinkle and jingle,
Would be the guy doing the Mistletoe Mingle?
However, the modus operandi really does fit
And all I need now is some Santa Claus spit,
Cause, of course, I’m just dying to know,
If John, Ibling and Rolland all line up in a row.
And the name they all match, of course, would be Kringle,
Which would explain all about that wink, twinkle and jingle….
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That must be one of the funniest things I’ve read all year. Merry Christmas Kringles everywhere!
AWESOME! And, I will share – MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Boy I needed that this morning. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
Great fun! Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you.
Roberta, best Christmas laugh ever! Sounds like my dad’s family!
This IS my Dad’s family:) Are we related? 🙂
Lol! Could be!
Loved this .. as my John was born in September and has very few DNA matches so far!
Your Estes Cousin, Gayle
Love this. That is so funny. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Marvelous, thanks for sharing it with us other addicts!
Roberta, thanks for all your work. I will send the poem on to my “DNA cousins”. I surely hope you have a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.
Very funny! (Be sure to leave cookies and milk out tonight. Our TV friends at CSI will surely be able to get enough DNA from the lip of the milk glass to add to your evidence for this hypothesis. In any case, let’s hope Santa has lots ot DNA testing kits in his pack this year and distributes them well around the world.)
That was too cute!! Have a very Merry Christmas!!
Linda Thielen Gribben
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That was really cute. Merry Christmas
Thank you for sharing another of your talents 🙂 Have a very Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year!
OMG that is THE answer to our brick wall, thank YOU! 🙂
I see a Kringle DNA project in the future!
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